A Belt can save your life!

A Belt can save your life!

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Many times we have heard how the belt can save your life, It is important to underestimate its worth. The following images will give you an idea of the consequences of ignoring your belt. 
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Be carefull you can be a victim!

NEW... Romatic Theory ..by Newton

NEW... Romatic Theory  ..by Newton




Universal law: 


"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" 


First law: 


"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy." 


Second law: 


"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance." 


Third law: 


"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping." 

Mona lisa World Tour

Monalisa World Tour

Monalisa in Kuwait For an week...

Monalisa In England for an week

Reason Why I Love Beer

Reason Why I Love Beer

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Kamlaa aur Bimlaaa....

Kamlaa aur Bimlaaa....

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Oh God, pls help us from this trauma 

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They are not what you are thinking...... 

Look closely..... they are William sisters at Bangalore Open Tennis.... 

How you thing Image of mom

Image of MOM.....

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.  ~T. DeWitt Talmage




A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge




Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.  ~Mildred B. Vermont




The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~William Goldsmith Brown




If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.  ~Robert Brault,




I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.  They have clung to me all my life.  ~Abraham Lincoln




It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller




Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.  ~John Erskine




Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness.  It's the men who are discriminated against.  They can't bear children.  And no one's likely to do anything about that.  ~Golda Meir




A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.  ~Irish Proverb




Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.  ~John Wilmot


The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.  ~Oliver Wendell Holmes




God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.  ~Jewish Proverb

Do you wanted turn into a Vegetarian?

Do you wanted turn into a Vegetarian?

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Think again! 

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happy father's day

I  love  You 'DAD"

Type Of Smells in Bedroom after marriage :

Type Of Smells in Bedroom after marriage :




Up to 3 yr : Perfume and Flower Smell




After 3 yr : Baby Powder ,Lotion ,creams Smell






After 9 yr onwards : Pain balm smell ...

For the guy who wants to sleep alone!

For the guy who wants to sleep alone! 

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR - 2020

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR - 2020


Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . 


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. 





Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. 


Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. 


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. 


Iran still closed off, physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. 


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 


Castro finally dies at age 112, Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2025. 


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 


85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. 


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. 


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba. 


Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. 


Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. 


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. 


Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. 


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. 


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent!

Office and heights of Miscommunication

Office and heights of Miscommunication

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I need a Boy friend...

I need a boy friend

Hand some boys contact me....

Insecurity Explained

Insecurity Explained

Some time a picture is more than words........... Scroll down for the picture

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The world would be a boring place without Asians

The world would be a boring place without Asians
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