Wednesday 29 February 2012
what....Americans,britishers,Japanese and Indian Say.....
Americans fart and say " Excuse me!"..
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..
And
Indians Fart and say "NOT ME"
(its only Fun not hurt any people)
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..
And
Indians Fart and say "NOT ME"
(its only Fun not hurt any people)
Tuesday 28 February 2012
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.
Its difficult to understand GOD
Its difficult to understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives! |
Monday 27 February 2012
Sunday 26 February 2012
Saturday 25 February 2012
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - One of the most difficult examination in India.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid
Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!
Friday 24 February 2012
Thursday 23 February 2012
Wednesday 22 February 2012
Difference between Talent & Intelligence
Difference between Talent & Intelligence
What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
Not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence
What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
Not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence
Tuesday 21 February 2012
English Very easy
Who says English is easy?
Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
..., I don't have a brain.
..., I don't have sense.
..., I am stupid.
Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
..., I don't have a brain.
..., I don't have sense.
..., I am stupid.
How to Stop Ladies Fight :)
Two Ladies Fighting in street
Police: The younger One Should Repect older one
Both Looked At Each Other
and The Fight stop immediately
Police: The younger One Should Repect older one
Both Looked At Each Other
and The Fight stop immediately
Monday 20 February 2012
Sunday 19 February 2012
Saturday 18 February 2012
Wednesday 15 February 2012
Tuesday 14 February 2012
She types"BRAIN"
Girl Friend setting password
for her Laptop with Boy Friend
sitting beside her...
She types"BRAIN"
as password.
Boy Friend fell off his chair Laughing
b'coz Computer replied:
"TOO SMALL"
for her Laptop with Boy Friend
sitting beside her...
She types"BRAIN"
as password.
Boy Friend fell off his chair Laughing
b'coz Computer replied:
"TOO SMALL"
Modern Day Tragedy:
Modern Day Tragedy:
"The dumbest of the dumb people with the smartest of the smartphones!"
"The dumbest of the dumb people with the smartest of the smartphones!"
Behind every successful student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student?
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A Beautiful Teacher ;)
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student?
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A Beautiful Teacher ;)
3 stupid stages of life!
3 stupid stages of life!
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time
Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time
Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy
ENGAGEMENT VS Wedding
AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
SHE: I waited so long for this.
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than to do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
>>Read from bottom to top<<
SHE: I waited so long for this.
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than to do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
>>Read from bottom to top<<
DEFINE CHECK MATE.
DEFINE CHECK MATE.
When you tell your wife that you saw a lady
When you tell your wife that you saw a lady
on the street who looked exactly like her
and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?"
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You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.
CHECK-MATE!
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You can't say NO, neither can you say YES.
CHECK-MATE!
Monday 13 February 2012
Hand phone can charge with out charger
Now, you do not require any mobile charger... to charge your mobiles. Only there is need to use green leaf of peepal(Ficus religiosa) tree and after some time your mobile will get charged.
No soon the people came to learn this development, they tested it and found encouraging results. If your mobile has been discharged and you are inside a jungle then you need not to use any charger. You Should pluck two peepal(Ficus religiosa) leaves and your work would be done.
It is very good idea and easy to charge your mobile. You would have to open your mobile battery and connect it with peepal leaf. After that without shaking mobile set you should set the battery in your mobile set. After some time your mobile would be charged.
Though it is unbelievable but as soon as the residents of Chitrakoot,Nepal. came to know about the discovery they could not believe the news. But when they saw it practically then the incident proved true.
Now hundreds of mobile holders are using this technique and charging their mobiles.
Whereas according to the botanists, it is just changing mutual energy into electrical energy power can be saved in battery. Similarly, it is also possible. They said that it is the subject of research.
Step by Step guide to charge your mobile battery using peepal leaf:-
1- Open your mobile cover
2- Take out your battery
3- Take two to three fresh leaves of peepal/pipal/ashwattha tree
4- Touch the stub of these leaves on your mobile battery terminal for a minute
5- Clean the mobile battery terminal with the soft cloth
6- Put your battery again in your mobile and switch it on
7- Now you can see the result
8- If required repeat the process with fresh leaves
Sunday 12 February 2012
SEX = Maths
Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!
Saturday 11 February 2012
Friday 10 February 2012
Mind Mind
Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Genius mind.
Newton: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates Brilliant mind.
We: Never mind.
Einstein: Genius mind.
Newton: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates Brilliant mind.
We: Never mind.
Thursday 9 February 2012
perfect girl
Perfect girlfriend doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat on her boyfriend...
and doesn't exist!
and doesn't exist!
Women are like net Virus:
Women are like net Virus:
They ENTER your Life
SCAN your pockets
TRANSFER money
EDIT your mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE your smile & HANG you forever
They ENTER your Life
SCAN your pockets
TRANSFER money
EDIT your mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE your smile & HANG you forever
GIRL VS GUY
When A Girl Take Care Of A Guy
Guy Thinks Its Love But Its Friendship.
When A Guy Take Care Of A Girl
Girl Thinks Its Friendship But Its Love ... ♥♥♥
Guy Thinks Its Love But Its Friendship.
When A Guy Take Care Of A Girl
Girl Thinks Its Friendship But Its Love ... ♥♥♥
Wednesday 8 February 2012
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