Class Room is Like a Train

First Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .

Next Two Benches are General coach
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Then

Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.

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Becoz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

Teacher Call it Cheating . but its Extra Talent(Top 5 Talent)

Teacher Call it Cheating . but its Extra Talent(Top 5 Talent)

SILENCE Is the best Answer for all questions

SMILE :Is the best Reaction in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In  any EXAM          :P  :)

5th place goes to.......

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4th place goes to

Bronze Prize Goes to

Silver Place Goes to

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

Gold Prize Goes To

Lovely days in my life :

Childhood days,

School days

&

collage days,

Horrible days in my life :

"only exam days"

DEFINE CHECK MATE.

DEFINE CHECK MATE. 

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady 

on the street who looked exactly like her 

and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?" 

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You can't say NO, neither can you say YES. 

CHECK-MATE!

Lateral Thinking

Lateral Thinking 

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!





Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.






           man


1.    ------------


           board


















Ans. = man overboard

   

     stand


2.   ------------


            i

 Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?












3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


































Ans. = reading between the lines





4.    r


     road


       a


       d

 Ans. = cross road

5.   cycle


       cycle


       cycle


















Ans. = tricycle









            0


6.    ------------


           M.D.


          Ph.D.


















Ans. = two degrees below zero

          knee


7.   ------------


          light


















Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

                ground


8.         ---------------


     feet feet feet feet feet feet





















Ans. = six feet underground

9.      he's / himself





















Ans. = he's by himself

10.     ecnalg






















Ans. = backward glance

11. death ..... life






















Ans. = life after death

12.  THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo............

13.    ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....















Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

Maths of work

Why Girls have two hands

Why Girls have two hands

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PERSON BECOME "HUSBAND"

Heated gold becomes an  ornaments,

Beaten copper becomes a  wire,

Compressed rocks become diamonds

&

HEATED, BEATEN and COMPRESSED

PERSON BECOME "HUSBAND".....