A Wife is like a Television *
* A Girlfriend is like a hand phone *
At home you watch Television , but when you go out you take your Hand phone
When you have no money, you sell the Television and when you have got money you change your Hand phone
Sometimes you enjoy Television , but most of the time you play with your Hand phone
Television is free for life, but for the Hand phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!
Television is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the Hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for the Television are often acceptable, but for the Hand phone it is often high and demanding
Television has a remote, Hand phone doesn't
Hand phone is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the Television you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
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