Middle age proposals( I LOVE YOU)

How Can I spell With Out .... ' U '

you are looking beautiful....

if money grew on trees............

Rare picture of 20 tigers together! (Amazing)

                          Rare picture of 20 tigers together! (Amazing) 

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Best Ads... in India

Best Ads...

RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!"

Forest Department: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!"

Latest (king Fisher beer) : "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in Aeroplane, but with BEER!!"

A beautiful teacher

Golden words to Remember

too Much Perfume ..Boys and Girls.....

how our relationship

Do know Meaning Of wife??

small things in life hurt a lot....

zero mark....insult

my ipad soo hot

Human Brain

Do think you have a lot of work load?...

Do think you have a lot of work load?...

Now stop complaining about work load!!! 

before go exam

Greek Humour............

loafer elephant.........

girl friend wanted...

No Smoking .....

no need..pay.. house tax

what women want............

The entire week defined..............

College Life Vs Office Life

College Life  Vs  Office Life 

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College: We have different papers and different staff to manage us. 
Office: We have only one task and only one manager. 

College: We can blame the staff for our mistakes. 
Office: No one will hear your words. You will be punished for other’s mistake too [especially managers]. 

College: We know the exam date exactly. 
Office: Never clear about the audit date. It may happen today or later. 

College: If you scored the minimum you are passed the year and you need not to answer anyone. 
Office: If you scored less than others, you must answer to all your higher authorities. 

College: You have minimum one month leave for your summer. 
Office: You have total 12 days of leave alone. 

College: You will pay and the staffs will rule you. 
Office: You will be paid and the Management will rule you. 

College: While you are in exam hall your friends can support you. 
Office: While you are in auditing you cannot think about there support. Because, you must answer including there mistakes. 

College: You know exactly which is your responsibility in your exam. 
Office: You cannot ensure your syllabus or your exact responsibility. It may be extended or reduced respect to auditor’s chances to blame you. 

College: If you satisfied yourself means you achieved something. 
Office: If you satisfied yourself means, you did a great mistake. You must be prepared to answer for everyone.

College: You like to spend your time with your family in joy full events. 
Office: You like to spend your time with your family in peace. 

College: Your girl friend is proud about your costume. 
Office: Your girl friend is proud about your salary. 

College: Mum will scold you for taking less food [if you are days caller]. 
Office: You will scold the hotel waiter for poor taste. 

College: Friends will give joy. 
Office:   Friends will give joys which leads to problems. 

College: You have many choices to do (JOB). 
Office:    You have only one way to do. 

Finally, 


College: Is a heaven with satisfaction by spending large amount of money. 
Office: Is a hell with dissatisfaction by earning less money

How to get a promotion .....

How to get a promotion 

People who do lots of work... 
make lots of mistakes 

People who do less work... 
make less mistakes 

People who do no work... 
make no mistakes 

People who make no mistakes... 
gets promoted 

That's why I spend most of my time 
sending e-mails & playing games at work 

Now its time to get that promotion.....

strong teeth..........

brother Answer Me......

The Handsome Hunk!

when Girl Friend Become Wife

when girl friend become wife.....

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How To Be An Asian Gangster

TEENAGE ASIAN GANGSTERS

1. Your car probably looks like this by now.
2. Wears a Buddha bracelet on wrist.
3. Start smoking cigarettes by the age of 13.
4. Wear some really baggy pants with a white logo T-shirt.
5. Have either the typical Asian haircut with long dyed bangs or some slicked back hair.
6. Still trying to lose virginity to some clueless babe.
7. Kiss up to older gang members to increase rank.

OLDER ASIAN GANGSTERS

1. Sport a lot of gold jewelry to show off.
2. Wear nice tight pants, with HK-Style See-Through Shirts.
3. Been Smoking for at least 10 years.
4. Still trying to lose virginity to some clueless babe.
5. Tell stories about glorious past to younger gangsters.
6. Treat the teenagers good so they can introduce you to young virgin girls.
7. Living at home with parents, still!
8. Slick back hair, or just regular Asian haircut.
9. Show off with guns and drugs which actually belong to someone else.
10. Hang out in gambling dens and massage parlors, but never do anything but watch the other people.

LEADERS OF ASIAN GANGS

1. Sport A LOT of Jewelry! Expensive shades, expensive EVERYTHING!
2. Wear nice pants like construction workers, or wear some Italian suits like REAL businessmen.
3. Probably quit smoking cause you think you got lung cancer.
4. Still trying to lose virginity to some clueless babe.
5. Never really appear in public so your followers think you are always doing something secretive.
6. Spiky hair, or real old style '70s '80s cut.
7. When asked for "stuff" or money, always reply "Later, it's not the right time." In fact, you just don't have any.
8. Own the gambling dens and massage parlors, but the only customers are own gang members/followers.

how do cook food in CAMPs...

10 Sins of Indians

10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.

9.  Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.

8.  Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.

7.  Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.

6.  Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin.

5.  Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin.

4.  Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin.

3.  Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin.

2.  Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin.

1.  Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.

Incredible India

check Difference (part 2)

The Smart Husband...Searching JOB

The Smart Husband......... Searching JOB,,,

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friend always best..........

Teachers are
Hot Water 
Parents are 
Mineral Water 
Enemies are 
Salt Water 
Lover is 
Ice Water 
But, 
Friends are
BEER BOTTLE...

scare baby

What do Girls do after a Bad Car Accident?

What do Girls do after a Bad Car Accident?(Funny pictures)

Turn off the ignition? 

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No 

Get away from the car in case it explodes? 

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No 

Call 911 on her cell phone? 

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No 

Can you imagine her first reaction! 

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A graffiti written on a wall : (stupid or Not)

A graffiti written on a wall :

"Children on back seats cause accidents,
Accidents on back seats cause children !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ordinary man ,Superman ,Gentle man

One who wears underwear under his pants - ordinary man

One who wears underwear above his pants - Superman

One who doesnt wear underwear - Gentle man

Every one Life.........

In every girl's life, there's a 
guy she'll never ever forget. 

In every guy's life, there's a 
girl he can never ever get...

when IT System Admin Get Bored........

Quotable Marriage Experiences

Quotable Marriage Experiences 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
~ Milton Berle 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
~ James Holt McGavran 



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. 
~ David Bissonette 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
~ Sacha Guitry 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
~ Socrates 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. 
~ Dumas 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 
~ Sigmund Freud 


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
~ Anonymous 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 
~ Henry Young man 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
~ Sam Kinison 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." 
~ Patrick Murray 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
~ Nash 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
~ Rodney Danger field

nice hair style

why hand phone not Allowed in School

why hand phone not Allowed  in Schools



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Treat your girl friend

Advice of dentist. "Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

Quote of the day

Quote of the day

Whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection!

Office Humour

My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke...

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I attached my payslip on the first slide. :-P

About love

only in India

Crazy Sign Broad

nice ...

can we buy love ??????

Iam Sexy and I know IT

good match...