Quotable Marriage Experiences

Quotable Marriage Experiences 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
~ Milton Berle 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." 
~ James Holt McGavran 



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. 
~ David Bissonette 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 
~ Sacha Guitry 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 
~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
~ Socrates 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. 
~ Dumas 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 
~ Sigmund Freud 


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 
~ Anonymous 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 
~ Henry Young man 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 
~ Sam Kinison 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." 
~ Patrick Murray 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. 
~ Nash 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 
~ Rodney Danger field