World's Cutest Prayer - Check it out

World's Cutest Prayer - Check it out

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some time its happen in life,,,,

Importance of Car Insurance

Importance of Car Insurance

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Funny Love Quote For Him

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them." Agatha Christie




"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." Woodrow Wyatt




"Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you." The Story of Us




"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots." Hoosier Farmer




"Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler." Francesca M. Cancian




"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her." Benjamin Tillett


"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." Lisa Hoffman 


"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." Henry Louis Mencken 


"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. - The Catcher in the Rye" J. D Salinger 


"Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him." August Strindberg


"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun." Source Unknown 


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." Source Unknown 

How to get good grades in school!

How to get good grades in school!

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Funny Plane Crash

Funny Plane Crash

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Business Class Vs Economy Class

 Economy Class VS  Business Class 

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Need Mobile Computer Servers?

Need Mobile Computer Servers?
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Top 6 Japanese Photographer

Top 6 Japanese Photographer


Sixth Place Goes to....

Fifth Place Goes to....

Fourth Place Goes to....

Third place Goes to....

Second Place Goes to......

First   Place Goes to......

this is How corporate company work

This is How corporate company work

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This is how we feel Monday Morning

This is how? ....  we feel Monday Morning

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TOP 10 Unbelievable Parking

Unbelievable Parking    1

 

Unbelievable Parking    2

Unbelievable Parking    3

Unbelievable Parking    4

Unbelievable Parking    5

Unbelievable Parking    6

Unbelievable Parking    7

Unbelievable Parking    8

Unbelievable Parking    9

Unbelievable Parking    10

Employee Over 30 Vs Under 30 Years

Class Room is Like a Train

First Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .

Next Two Benches are General coach
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Last Two Benches are Very Demanded.

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Becoz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

Teacher Call it Cheating . but its Extra Talent(Top 5 Talent)

Teacher Call it Cheating . but its Extra Talent(Top 5 Talent)

SILENCE Is the best Answer for all questions

SMILE :Is the best Reaction in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In  any EXAM          :P  :)

5th place goes to.......

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4th place goes to

Bronze Prize Goes to

Silver Place Goes to

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

Gold Prize Goes To

Lovely days in my life :

Childhood days,

School days

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collage days,

Horrible days in my life :

"only exam days"

DEFINE CHECK MATE.

DEFINE CHECK MATE. 

When you tell your wife that you saw a lady 

on the street who looked exactly like her 

and your Wife asks, "Was she hot?" 

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You can't say NO, neither can you say YES. 

CHECK-MATE!

Lateral Thinking

Lateral Thinking 

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!





Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.






           man


1.    ------------


           board


















Ans. = man overboard

   

     stand


2.   ------------


            i

 Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?












3.    /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/


































Ans. = reading between the lines





4.    r


     road


       a


       d

 Ans. = cross road

5.   cycle


       cycle


       cycle


















Ans. = tricycle









            0


6.    ------------


           M.D.


          Ph.D.


















Ans. = two degrees below zero

          knee


7.   ------------


          light


















Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

                ground


8.         ---------------


     feet feet feet feet feet feet





















Ans. = six feet underground

9.      he's / himself





















Ans. = he's by himself

10.     ecnalg






















Ans. = backward glance

11. death ..... life






















Ans. = life after death

12.  THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo............

13.    ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....















Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

Maths of work

Why Girls have two hands

Why Girls have two hands

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PERSON BECOME "HUSBAND"

Heated gold becomes an  ornaments,

Beaten copper becomes a  wire,

Compressed rocks become diamonds

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HEATED, BEATEN and COMPRESSED

PERSON BECOME "HUSBAND".....

MISS WORLD Questions

MISS WORLD Questions 

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... 

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door..... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft......... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over..... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)