MISS WORLD Questions

MISS WORLD Questions 

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... 

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door..... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft......... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over..... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)