Thursday 10 May 2012

STAFF DESCRIPTIONS


STAFF DESCRIPTIONS 


Outgoing Personality....................Always going out of the office 
Good Communication Skills............Spends lots of time on phone 
Average Employee...........................Not too bright 
Exceptionally Well Qualified...........Made no major blunders yet 
Work is First Priority.......................Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially..................................Drinks a lot 
Family is Active Socially..................Spouse drinks, too 
Independent Worker.......................Nobody knows what he/she does 
Quick Thinking................................Offers plausible excuses 
Careful Thinker................................Won't make a decision 
Aggressive........................................Obnoxious 
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs............Gets someone else to do it 
Expresses Themselves Well............Speaks English 
Meticulous Attention to Detail.. .....A nit picker 
Has Leadership Qualities................Is tall or has a loud voice 
Exceptionally Good Judgement.......Lucky 
Keen Sense of Humour......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes 
Career Minded.................................Back Stabber 
Loyal...................................Can't get a job anywhere else

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