MISS WORLD Questions

MISS WORLD Questions 

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... 

(Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... 

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door..... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft......... 

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!) 

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 

Question: How can you say so? 

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over..... 

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) 

STAFF DESCRIPTIONS

STAFF DESCRIPTIONS 


Outgoing Personality....................Always going out of the office 
Good Communication Skills............Spends lots of time on phone 
Average Employee...........................Not too bright 
Exceptionally Well Qualified...........Made no major blunders yet 
Work is First Priority.......................Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially..................................Drinks a lot 
Family is Active Socially..................Spouse drinks, too 
Independent Worker.......................Nobody knows what he/she does 
Quick Thinking................................Offers plausible excuses 
Careful Thinker................................Won't make a decision 
Aggressive........................................Obnoxious 
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs............Gets someone else to do it 
Expresses Themselves Well............Speaks English 
Meticulous Attention to Detail.. .....A nit picker 
Has Leadership Qualities................Is tall or has a loud voice 
Exceptionally Good Judgement.......Lucky 
Keen Sense of Humour......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes 
Career Minded.................................Back Stabber 
Loyal...................................Can't get a job anywhere else

How Rumours starts in the office.....

 How Rumours starts in the office..... 

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Political debates in various countries

Political debates in various countries

Turkey

Ukraine

Taiwan

South Korea

Russia

Mexico

Italy

Indonesia

China

Srilanka

Bolivia

 Malaysia

Kuwait

India

This is all I could think about during my final exam.

This is all I could think about during my final exam.

What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48???

What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48??? 




08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story 


18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed 


28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed 


38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed 

MBA and the fisherman!

MBA and the fisherman! 




American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. 


The Mexican replied only a little while. 


The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? 


The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. 


The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest of his time. 


The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor." 


The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. 


"You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise." 


The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?" 


To which the American replied, "15-20 years." 


"But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican. 


The American laughed, and said, "That's the best part! When the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public. You'll become very rich, you would make millions!" 


"Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?" 


The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos." 


Then the Mexican Fisherman says: 


THEN WHAT AM I DOING NOW?